10 Baby Names to Avoid At All Costs
Have a relative who's having a baby soon? Remember that they are often stressed, and may need some extra pointers on choosing a name that's appropriate. Feel free to pass along this list to as many people as possible. Something to think about. Something... to think about...
- 10
Mosquitobite
"And the Emmy goes to... Mosquitobite Jones!" will never be said ever.
- 9
Tarantula
Self explanatory.
- 8
Tacobellbathroom
Actually, just stay away from anything describing where the child was conceived.
- 7
Fatty McFattykins
Though if you had the kid in the Taco Bell bathroom (see above), maybe it's apropos after all.
- 6
Boomer
"This one's taken! Go find your own name!"
- 5
Dumpsterface
If you really don't know why this isn't appropriate, you may ignore this post and continue your shopping experience at Wal-Mart.
- 4
Deer Fartinthewoods
Answering the age old question: yes, yes it does make a sound.
- 3
Marthastewartcat
rrreeeowww
- 2
It'syourfault
- 1
Puddlespludge