3D Porn is Coming!  LOL Had to say it, but no really, Penthouse will release their own 3D porn channel to TV providers, which mean's you my friend will have access to this amazing new technology, destined to make your like better.  Wait, we're still talking about 3D porn right? :-)

Not only is 3D porn coming, but Penthouse is raising the bar and promises to shoot only high quality film:

This new channel will feature original adult-oriented programming each month shot in native high definition and 3D.

And here's when you can get it:

The PENTHOUSE 3D Channel is expected to be available to system operators for broadcast to the general public in the second quarter of 2011.

When the hell is the second quarter you ask?  I had to look it up too!  You'll be able to find 3D porn in your home, if you so choose between now and the end of  March of this year.

So...would you actually check this out?  Honestly, seeing something coming at me in that manner would probably be hilarious, maybe not so sexy though.  I'm sold!

On a somewhat related note - now that Shakira is single after an 11 year relationship stint, maybe it's time for her to make some poor choices!  LOL Yup, I'm going to hell.  By-the-way, if you don't know who she is this is Shakira: