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At Least I’ll Be A Better Mom Than This Chick

I always enjoy reading stories about my hometown of Tampa, Florida, but usually all the stories suck!  This story is no different.

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Tampa woman is drunk, is driving, and has her kids in the car.  In this story, the hero is the Tampa strip club, Mons Venus (you should check that place out if you are ever in that area…beautiful women there!)

Really, this isn’t funny…it’s just sad.  I pity this women!  I mean she paid with change to get into the strip club, according to Bay News 9:

A short time later “she came back in the club, she had gathered up quarters and dollars to pay the cover charge, and [the staff] took her in to get her in there so she didn’t leave with the children.

As for me, yes, I’m shallow, it’s always about me.  I don’t have kids, but I want to one day and I’m freaking out.  I’m already doing the what ifs?  What if I lose my job?  What if the kid never sleeps?  …..

But I never even considered the problem being me!  Now I don’t think I’ll be the drunk driving soccer mom when I have kids, but who knows what happens when you bring a life into this world?  AHHHH!

Any parenting tips for me so I NEVER wind up like another sad, stupid, ridiculous Florida story?


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