I am the Cobra Commander! COOOBRRAAAAAAAA!
Cobra Commander
Want To See Stolen Naked Pics of Snooki?
Our favorite Oompa Loompa, Snooki, has just joined a long line of celebrity women with one thing in common: they've had naked pictures stolen from their mobile phones and posted online. Click through for the NSFW link.
I Dub Thee ‘Heli-Cat’ [Video]
What can you do with a dead cat? When the Commander was a young serpent his Uncle-In-Law would regale him with drunken stories about how they would find dead cats on the road and fling them like frisbees. He dubbed this sport "Sail Cat" because one would have to yell "sail cat" when flinging the poor deceased animal.
An industrious Dutch man, who I have already scouted for the
What The Hell Is A Brony?
Let me say this right up front: the Cobra Commander is in no way bitter that his show, 'G.I. Joe: Renegades,' was cancelled by the Hub Network and those silly, brain-damaged, sparkly ponies of 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' have just been greenlit for a third season. Not bitter. At all.
And it's not like I've contacted my one-time ally Megatron from 'Transformers: Prime' to coordinate a HIS
What Happened To The Tomb Raider’s Biggest Assets?
When the Commander was a questionable young serpent in high school, one of my favorite games was the original 'Tomb Raider' on the PlayStation. Mainly because the game's main character, Lara Croft, had huge boobs (and the game's glitchy camera allowed you to really zoom in on them).
A trailer for the new 'Tomb Raider' was just released by publisher Crystal Dynamics that left us wondering "whe
Help The Snake Drive Out Hunger This Saturday
Our food banks are running low. Shari's, The Magic Valley Speedway, and 98.3 The Snake are trying to do there part to help out South Central Community Partnership fill the food bank. Help us Drive Out Hunger and we'll give you a free ticked to the Magic Valley Speedway!
Partial Solar Eclipse Visible In Twin Falls This Sunday
On May 20th Twin Falls will experience a partial solar eclipse. Sunday evening the moon will block nearly all of the sun leaving only a thin crescent visible. It should be spectacular!
Selling Potentially Dangerous Animals Like Pacu: Is That PetSmart?
On a trip to PetSmart yesterday to get a new goldfish for my son Jack, I was dismayed to find a tank filled with Pacu. I know most of you just went “huh?” Most pet stores bill Pacu as “vegetarian Piranha,” but the truth is this little fish can be even deadlier than its Piranha cousin...
Entry Deadline To Win $100 In Cinema Cash For Halloween Baby Pics Is Sunday
Check out all the amazing Halloween Baby Pic submissions we have so far!
Time is running out to enter your Halloween Baby Pic for your chance to win $100 in Cinema Cash for Interstate Amusement. Entry deadline for submissions is Sunday, October 23rd, 2011.
Jon Bon Jovi Has Knee Surgery, Talks Richie Sambora’s Return
A quarter-century of steel horse riding can't be good for your joints, but it was a rain-soaked concert stage that slowed down Jon Bon Jovi recently, leading to a torn MCL that put him under the knife.
Bon Jovi discussed the injury during an interview with 'Extra,' recalling, "It was raining; we were outside...it just sort of gave out and tore. Fortunately, we have a week off. So the doctor c
Chride — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Chride, A Louisiana Suicide Girl who says she likes mullets and puppies and that she spends most of her free time "fantastically cleaning."
Gwyneth Paltrow Poses Half-Nude for Vanity Fair
As if she wasn't already overexposed enough, Gwyneth Paltrow is appearing half-naked as Miss August in a special Vanity Fair on Jewelry calendar.
Not that she's ever been chubby, but Paltrow took to her site to explain the arduous process of going from willowy to more willowy to promote her appearance in 'Iron Man 2,' detailing a diet consisting mainly of lean proteins and vigorous workouts.
Read
Beware Of Low Cut Shirts And Tests [VIDEO]
First step: Watch the video.
Step Two: What color are her eyes?
She asked for it dammit! Stop wearing low cut shirts and expecting me to listen to you!