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Bitten — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Bitten – a ‘Zona hobo who’s into guys with glasses, bats, and the cello. She also likes Tool, Faith No More, Van Morrison, True Romance, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. We want to compliment her but we know she hates overkill, so we’ll just say, “SHE’S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!”
Jasmin Pacheco — Babe of the Day
Jasmin’s a 25 year old model from Anaheim, California who’s been featured as a Rides Girl on Complex for her shoots with ‘Nutek’ and ‘Wheels & Heels’.
‘Hot Girls Eating Chipotle’ is Our Favorite New Website
Everyone’s favorite fresh Mexican food assembly line restaurant has come under scrutiny for its hiring practices with authorities claiming they enlist illegal immigrants and a possible investigation lasting up to 2 years. Some would say the real crime is the eatery’s habit of giving its customers blood-stained underwear.
Episkey Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Episkey – a 22-year-old SuicideGirl who loves arts & crafts, Harry Potter, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, King Henry VIII, ‘South Park’ and anything Tim Burton. She also hates bills and shopping. That’s a keeper. Will you be OUR Corpse Bride?
Siray Kong — Babe of the Day
Siray’s a 26-year-old Thai-Cambodian model, singer, and actress who was born in Thailand but raised in Minnesota.
The Most Advanced Beer Bottle Opener Supercut Ever Made
Adam Young’s an artist. His recent art show at Common House Gallery titled, ‘Songs of the Early Riser‘ featured a video loop that included this supercut of the many ways creative and intuitive minds can open a bottle of beer.
Who is the Hot Girl in Samsung’s Smart TV Commercial?
Recently, the inventor of the remote control passed away. While our lazy bee-hinds are forever grateful for his innovative product, it’s going the way of its creator. In its place, we have motion control, which the Nintendo Wii controller heavily depended on that was then made even less dependent on holding a device by the Microsoft Kinect. In this spot for Samsung’s Motion Control ‘Smart’ TV titl
Rourke – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Rourke – a 23-year-old electronica snob who loves Bloody Marys, robots, gnomes, getting naked, and Italians. Do 1/4 Italians work? Not midgets… although, she does like gnomes. Do Italian gnomes work? We’ll make it work.
Love ‘Splash’? Meet Hannah ‘The Real Life’ Mermaid
Man’s attraction to mermaids has been a sexually confusing one. The difficulties have been explored in shows like ‘Futurama‘ and ‘Family Guy’. Sweet upper half usually covered by flowing locks or sea shells, ‘pretty’ lower half but, well, no vagina. Plus, knowing how a fish smells and how some vaginas smell, we can’t really imagine it being all that great if they did have one. It’s known as “The M
Katherine Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Katherine – a 19-year-old from the UK whose milkshake literally brings all the boys to the yard. She admits that she’s too vain, spends too much money, and eats too much junk but honestly, whatever she’s doing is working. She also can’t live without her boobs – now we can’t either.
Zina Figgiani — Babe of the Day
Zina (not to be confused with the Warrior Princess or Zima – the short-lived carbonated alcoholic beverage that most likely inspired Mike’s Hard Lemonade) was born in Brooklyn, and currently resides in the original Spring Break capital – Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
Destiny Monique — Babe of the Day
Destiny’s a model, actress, and former Marine from Houston, Texas who now lives in Los Angeles.