I was perusing the frozen food isle the other day, when I came across this package of what I interpreted to be Killer Whale Meat. 

Of course, the next thing I did was take a picture of the alleged orca meat.  At closer inspection it's actually frozen crab meat and NOT killer whale meat.

Sad. However, mamma needs a good laugh, so use those creative, sick minds of yours and CAPTION THIS! Share it on Facebook or Twitter or comment below.