Drop These Bad Habits And Add Year’s To Your Boring Life

If you need to quit smoking, then stop going to the Smoking Head Smoke Shop on Blue Lakes in Twin Falls. While, yes, this place is so much fun. But who cares about fun when you're living a long, boring life. Skip their vast smokers section, the sexy time adult corridor, and certainly don't you dare check out their amazing tattoo parlor. Now chew that sugar free gum...CHEW!  Then again, if you watch their video, they do have a nice selection of items to help you quit.

If you want to live longer, then stop eating fast food. To be honest, I don't want to live longer....I want McDonald's breakfast, I want a big ass milk shake from The Shake Out. But you, you have a long life full of rice cakes too look forward to.

If you cut red meat out of your miserable life, you'd live longer. You're heart would be stronger and there would be more meat for me. While I scarf down all the meat's Scarrow Meats has to offer...like sausages, bacon, tri-tip, and their rib eye...drool. But who cares, you've got lots of tofu to keep you on the edge of insanity.

Yes, please quit drinking and call me...I will pay you to be my designated driver. To be honest, this one is OK with me. Quit drinking and start making money on the side by carting around drunk assess like me.

Falls Brand is soooo good! From their hot dogs to their sausage links, to their delicious bacon. They know what they're doing at Falls Brand. And if you want to live a longer, more boring life....just give up Falls Brand. Good luck.