I Accidentally Donated An Adult Halloween Costume To Goodwill Once
We've all donated our stuff to Goodwill or around here, more so the DI, but have you ever accidentally donated something incriminating? I have. I'll share.
After the jump, BEWARE, NOT SAFE FOR WORK, adult Halloween costume ahead.
Here is the costume I accidentally donated to Goodwill:
I only hope someone got as much use out of it as I did. That was THEE best Halloween costume ever. For one, I've always wanted larger cans, so for me, this was a sort of fantasy I was able to live.
All night long, while I was wearing my costume, so many attractive men spoke to me. Then by the end of the night, after my back was killing me, I removed the costume and walked around the party. I swear, no one recognized me without my costume on. It was pretty messed up.
I still want a boob job though. I got so many free drinks that night!
So what about you? Have you ever donated something incriminating to Goodwill or the DI? Will you share?