I like being a naive father. What I don't know can't hurt me. Right? Not knowing what life is really like in a Idaho sorority has been good for me - until now. Two of the University of Idaho sororities have just released recruitment videos and my life as a father of daughters will never be the same.

Yes, I realize it's that time of year. This should not come as a surprise. But, I still wish I could un-see these. First up, it's the pitch from the Delta Zeta's.

Delta Zeta

Not scared enough yet, parent? Then, behold the high education standards of the Alpha Phi's.

Alpha Phi

Couple of thoughts. First, this proves that your tuition money is being put to good use. Second, my daughters are never ever being allowed to leave my house again. EVER.