You just can't make up something better than this. A reporter in Northern Idaho received the surprise of his life recently when a deer walked up behind him and licked him on the neck. Yes, you heard that right.

The violated reporter's name is John from KHQ News. He was out near Sandpoint when Bambi decided to - ahem - show him some affection.

What can I possibly add to this? I will admit that this caused me to research licking deer (my mother would be so proud) and found that Idaho deer licking is not unusual. Behold.

I will never look at hunting quite the same way again. You are welcome.