Scientists believe they have found the keys to a longer life. If what they discovered is true, it could mean that the people of Jerome and Twin Falls could live forever.

First of all, no this is not something I have made up. Actual scientists made this discovery. Their findings were shared by Medical Daily and it drew this conclusion.

A new study published in the journal Nature Medicine revealed that spermidine, a compound found in many naturally occurring substances such as certain cheeses, mushrooms, and (you guessed it) semen, led to better heart function and longer lives in mice.

Who has more cheese than Jerome? Answer: nobody. Great news for all of the employees of the Jerome Cheese Company. As for the other "ingredients", um...no comment.

This could also be a boom for the employees of Glanbia in Twin. Perhaps immortality is in your future, too?