Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris Facts:

• When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
• Fear of spiders is arachnophobia.  Fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia.  Fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
• Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and ran away
• Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone
• Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.  The bear isn't dead... it is just afraid to move
• There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives
• Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
• Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime
• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding