Police Uncover Insect Fight Club In Twin Falls Garden (Fake News)

Following several weeks of surveillance of a Twin Falls pumpkin garden, police made five arrests in what authorities are calling an insect fight club. Detectives conducted the raid Thursday evening, just before 8 PM.

Thanks to a tip, police learned of the illegal operation on August 12, and with the use of aerial, thermal cameras, captured their first photo of the insects engaging in a violent, late night brawl.

Unknown to residents, the fight club was being held in the garden of a home on north Buchanan Street. Police located several shallow graves in the garden as well.

A large quantity of cocaine, and several pirated copies of "A Bug's Life," were also found at the scene.

The ring leader of the club, a horse-fly only known as "Bugsy" by those who took part in the illegal contests, now faces the swatter.

This story will not be updated, as it is completely fake. Have a great weekend!