Stupid Website Claims Idaho Ain’t Great for Fall Because of the Dixie Chicks
Oh, Internet, what shall I do with you? A national website recently ranked the best states in the US for how great their fall season is. Allegedly, Idaho ain't so great cause we don't like the Dixie Chicks and no, I'm not kidding.
Blame Thrillist for this nonsense. This list was put together by 3 guys and none of them has a man-bun. Shocking! They said that Idaho is the 26th best state for fall. We came in behind South Dakota and New Jersey. No way, Jose.
It gets better. When you read their reasoning, they admit that Idaho is one of the best states to drive through with our (and I quote) "winding roads revealing panoramic explosions of color around every corner". If that's true, what's the problem?
Make sure you're sitting down for this. Here's their issue with Idaho...
the kind of wide-open spaces the Dixie Chicks would dream of, were it not for the fact that they’re probably not welcome in Idaho
To prove they're wrong, here's a Dixie Chicks video for you.
Wait a second. Thrillist is right. The Dixie Chicks are mean. I swear the short one snarled at me. (*shudder*)
I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree. Idaho rocks when it comes to fall colors and no communist country band like them Dixie Chicks is gonna change that.