Abu Hamza

Hook VS Spork
Hook VS Spork
Hook VS Spork
The dude rocking the spork is Abu Hamza.  He's a terrorist and he's currently in jail.  His lawyers are trying to get him a spork hand.  I say don't give a terrorist ANYTHING!  However, I would like to know what you would choose if you had to replace your hand with a tool.  What would it be?