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Have You Had Sex With Texas Governor Rick Perry?
Have You Had Sex With Texas Governor Rick Perry?
Hey man I'm not trying to get personal.  However, an advertisement in Austin, Texas sure is. According to Ad Age: An Austin Ron Paul supporter has taken out a full-page ad in the local alt weekly newspaper seeking any "stripper ... escort ... or 'young hottie'" who has slept with Rick Perry, part of his single-minded jihad against the presidential candidate.