Dumb Criminals

Two men entered a recording studio as rappers and left as robbers. But its something they left behind that might do the thieves in.

Who's really being punished here? Valerie Rodgers, or the cops she's cooking for? It depends on good she is in the kitchen, we guess. Rodgers was sentenced to cooking Thanksgiving dinner for three cops and a year of probation for reckless driving that resulted in felony charges.

No matter how hard police tried, Raymond Garcia wouldn't *stop* fighting a stop sign. (See what we did there?) Officers in Roswell, New Mexico were responding to a report of a man fighting a stop sign, and that is exactly what they found. We aren't sure what the sign did, but it must've been pretty bad, because not even a taser could stop Garcia.

Everything was going well for burglar Cristian Villarreal-Castillo. He had just snatched a cache of small electronics from cars in a Hillsboro, OR neighborhood and then he really hit the jackpot when he was able to enter into a home through an unlocked back door. All the 20-year old had to do is not fall asleep and he would've made off with quite the haul. Unfortunately for Villarreal-Castillo, he

You can’t make this stuff up. Okay, you can make it up, but many times you don’t have to. From the Washington Post comes a story about a man arrested for dealing drugs, a man by the name of…Cokayne.True story! Last week, Fairfax County Police arrested 24 yr old Kevin Lee Cokayne for dealing drugs...

A Medina, Ohio man pleaded not guilty to what is described as “persistent” disorderly conduct,  and resisting arrest after a couple of incidents, in which the man was acting strangely.  Hmmmm.  More after the jump.