You probably know this already, but there is a reason why you don't date guys from Northern Idaho. If you need a refresher, please accept this as exhibit A.
If you want a powerful toilet, go to a Loews hotel.
Frustrated that about four guests a day were clogging up the latrine at each of their hotels, the Loews chain is now featuring an American Standard Champion 4 toilet that is so powerful it can flush 18 golf balls (or 40 feet of toilet paper) at once...