Twin Falls Has An Alarming Number Of Streets Named After Dudes
Twin Falls is a town full of quirks and I mean that in a good way. We voluntarily jump off our bridge and people applaud. The same mentality apparently went into the naming of our streets. If you look at the list, you'll notice something. We have a lot of streets named after guys. Here are a few for the testosterone titans among us.
Everybody loves Brad. Brad is your buddy. Brad is the guy who can score you great concert tickets. We like Brad.
Carter tends to be the smart friend we depend on. When we go hunting, we don't bring Carter. But, when we need our taxes done, Carter is the guy.
Cody is the guy you want batting cleanup on your church softball team. When you're in the bottom of the 7th trailing by 2, Cody is the dude you want up at bat. However, you don't introduce Cody to your girlfriend cause Cody is in much better shape than you.
Damian is the guy you know who is more than a little creepy. When he's not looking, you check Damian's forehead for 6's. One other thing. You don't try to pet Damian's dog. Damian's dog doesn't like people. Damian's dog is guarding Damian.
You need an extra trucker's hat to go fishing? Call Earl. Earl always has extra hats laying around. Bought a sofa on sale at the store and don't know how to get it home? Earl has a big truck. Earl is the guy who tells the jokes that make your wife give you dirty looks. Earl is funny.
When someone is giving you a hard time, tell them you know Frankie. No one wants to mess with a friend of Frankie's. No matter how cool you think your motorcycle is, Frankie has a better one cause that's what Frankie does.
Harold is Brad's dad. You stay out of Harold's yard when you're riding your bike as a kid.
Jeremy just moved to Twin from the south part of New Jersey. We don't know Jeremy yet. But, we know enough about him to be truly frightened.
Maurice Street/Maurice Ct/Maurice Street North
One street isn't good enough for Maurice. Maurice has two streets and a court named after him. Why? Cause Maurice knows people.
I could go on, but you get the idea about Twin Falls street naming scheme. You can see the full list of streets at Geographic.org. Count for yourself how many are named in honor of guys. If you're a dude that lives in Twin, stay here long enough and you'll have a street named after you, too.