If you haven't heard, The US Forest Service is investigating after Idaho officials reported inadvertently putting tracking collars on four wolves during recent helicopter flights into a central Idaho wilderness restricted to putting collars on elk.

We can hardly imagine what it would have been like to actually be the person who had to make the call (if one was made) about accidentally collaring wolves instead of elk... One would think the two animals are distinguishable enough to tell one from the other.  We imagine the call would have been very awkward to say the least. Maybe it sounded something like this?