We've all seen this infomercial right?  The Cami Secret one.

As a chick, I'd rather just wear an undershirt instead of a boob apron.  If you're not privy to the term "boob apron", then get ready to learn even more NOT SAFE FOR WORK phrases from this parody video

It's hilarious, but it's not safe for work.  Why?  Because there's the F Bomb and the word boner, which is still funny to say and I'm an adult. Enjoy!