What’s the Most Annoying Facebook Status?
What would you say is the most annoying Facebook status? Here's a start.
Thoughtcatalog published an article with the Six Facebook Statuses That Need to Stop Right Now. Seems pretty spot on.
- The Cliffhanger - "Worst day ever," or, "I wish that didn't just happen," with no explanation.
- The Shocker - "in the E.R," or, "Just fell off a building and paralyzed from the neck down," etc.
- The Private Message - "I hate it when bitches be all like, 'Clean up the bathroom.' I mean, clean it yaself."
- The Friend Dump - "Congratulations, just cleaned my friends list and you are still on it."
- The Minute to Minute Update - "On the terlet now, ew."
- The Overly Hashtagged - #i #am #havingsuch #agreatday #alsograteful #o'doylerules
I would like to add these:
- The I'm-Better-Off-Without-You - "Oh my GOOOOOD divorce feels so good!"
- Political Slander - "Ya know who sucks worse than my Dyson? The same guy who started this OBAMANATION. #mybutt2016"
- Multiple Romantic Pictures a Day - "I loooooooove this woman! She is my errrthing. Also, you'll never guess why we both have disheveled hair and a dreamy look on our faces."