What’s the Weirdest Thing You Didn’t Mean to Wear to Work?

I didn't mean to wear these socks today. 

Having a child has changed my usual easy, coffee-sipping morning, to a mad dash of diapers, bottles, and Mickey Mouse Club House.

Honestly, the fact that I match today is a success, however, I didn't mean to wear these socks today. These are my comfy grandma songs, which later on today will really start hurting my feet. If these are the worst of my troubles, I'll take it!

So what's the weirdest thing you didn't mean to wear to work?