Worried About the Zombie Apocalypse? Be Prepared with a Survival Kit
With all the bizarre face-eating that’s been going on lately, there have been a lot of nervous jokes about an impending Zombie Apocalypse. For those of you who take that stuff seriously, don’t fret — there’s a survival kit that was created just for you.
The Z.E.R.O. (which stands for Zombie Extermination, Research and Operations) Kit by OpticsPlanet will set you back a staggering $24,000, but hey, when someone’s trying to eat your brains, what good is money?
Here’s how the company is pitching it:
“When the undead hordes rise from their shallow graves to wreak havoc on all decent civilization, you’ll need to both fight back and find a cure. Always be prepared. In the new zombie world you can be king of the hill, or the tastiest treat in town.”
So what’s included? Well, there’s your standard stuff like a First Aid kit and night-vision goggles, but you’ll also get a special Zombie Edition Laser Grip for a Glock handgun (the site beseeches you not to rely on a “non-zombie specific laser grip”) and a slew of lab equipment “so you can take samples and study the innermost workings of zombies.”
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People may laugh at you for dropping 24 large on this stuff, but if all goes according to plan, it’ll be you who’s getting the last laugh. (Just don’t gloat. Zombies hate gloating.)