10 Baby Names to Avoid At All Costs
Have a relative who's having a baby soon? Remember that they are often stressed, and may need some extra pointers on choosing a name that's appropriate. Feel free to pass along this list to as many people as possible. Something to think about. Something... to think about...
Mosquito, David McNew Mosquito, David McNew10Mosquitobite
"And the Emmy goes to... Mosquitobite Jones!" will never be said ever.
Oli Scarff, Getty Images Oli Scarff, Getty Images9Tarantula
Self explanatory.
Roger Kisby, Getty Images Roger Kisby, Getty Images8Tacobellbathroom
Actually, just stay away from anything describing where the child was conceived.
Moodboard, Thinkstock Moodboard, Thinkstock7Fatty McFattykins
Though if you had the kid in the Taco Bell bathroom (see above), maybe it's apropos after all.
6Boomer
"This one's taken! Go find your own name!"
Ian Waldie, Getty Images Ian Waldie, Getty Images5Dumpsterface
If you really don't know why this isn't appropriate, you may ignore this post and continue your shopping experience at Wal-Mart.
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Deer Fartinthewoods
Answering the age old question: yes, yes it does make a sound.
Martha Stewart Martha Stewart3Marthastewartcat
rrreeeowww
Clive Brunskill, Getty Images Clive Brunskill, Getty Images2It'syourfault
David McNew, Getty Images David McNew, Getty Images1Puddlespludge
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