10 Baby Names to Avoid At All Costs
Have a relative who's having a baby soon? Remember that they are often stressed, and may need some extra pointers on choosing a name that's appropriate. Feel free to pass along this list to as many people as possible. Something to think about. Something... to think about...
- Mosquito, David McNew
Mosquito, David McNew 10Mosquitobite
"And the Emmy goes to... Mosquitobite Jones!" will never be said ever.
- Oli Scarff, Getty Images
Oli Scarff, Getty Images 9Tarantula
Self explanatory.
- Roger Kisby, Getty Images
Roger Kisby, Getty Images 8Tacobellbathroom
Actually, just stay away from anything describing where the child was conceived.
- Moodboard, Thinkstock
Moodboard, Thinkstock 7Fatty McFattykins
Though if you had the kid in the Taco Bell bathroom (see above), maybe it's apropos after all.
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Boomer
"This one's taken! Go find your own name!"
- Ian Waldie, Getty Images
Ian Waldie, Getty Images 5Dumpsterface
If you really don't know why this isn't appropriate, you may ignore this post and continue your shopping experience at Wal-Mart.
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Deer Fartinthewoods
Answering the age old question: yes, yes it does make a sound.
- Martha Stewart
Martha Stewart 3Marthastewartcat
rrreeeowww
- Clive Brunskill, Getty Images
Clive Brunskill, Getty Images 2It'syourfault
- David McNew, Getty Images
David McNew, Getty Images 1Puddlespludge
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