Leave it to the eagle-eyed folks at Regretsy (a compilation of weird things found on crafting site Etsy) to find a blanket made of hamster fur. Fur real? 

From the look of it, those were some giant hamsters, but the description touts that it’s from Europe, and we know things can get a bit weird over there. The description also notes that it is “warm, soft, smooth and pleasant to touch” which will come in handy when you scar your pocket-pet loving children.

It’s a horrifying, nightmare-instilling steal at just under $4,000.

Hamster Blanket on eBayRegretsy/ebay
Would you wear it?  Ya know if someone else shelled out the cash for it?

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