You know your a D-Bag when you get tossed out of the Adult Video News Awards.  Personally, I'd try to stay there for as long as they'd let me stare!  Then again, it's not surprising that it's Andy Dick.  Wouldn't it be nice if everyone's last names described their personalities.  I would change mine to Kendra Caffeinated.  No?

Evidently the tussel was between Andy Dick and porn star Tera Patrick and drag queen Chi Chi LaRue.

Right, here's the story from the NY Post:

A witness reports, "You couldn't understand what he was saying, but you could hear Chi Chi saying, 'Leave me alone!' Tera grabbed Chi Chi and went into another dressing room, but boom, there he was again. This happened three or four more times. He had a cup of beer, which kept spilling. Finally, this huge security guy came over, snatched the beer out of his hand, and said, 'That's it, we're going!' "

Maybe I just don't get out enough, but if I was lucky enough to get to the Adult Video News Awards, my ass would weasel into every after party, during party, and I'd try to smooze my way into getting everyone my card, so they'd invite me back next year.  These awards sound like the most fun you can have without selling your soul to the devil.  Maybe I'm going too far, but I don't think so.

As far as being kicked out of a party?  Personally, for me?  Nope, never.  But I have been kicked out a bar.  :-)  I will admit I was pretty intoxicated (I was legal and not driving!) and when the bouncers walked my way, I just thought they wanted to dance.  I was wrong.  Never made that mistake again.

What about you?  Have you ever been kicked out of a party?

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