It's not as brilliant as 'Dude, Where's My Car?' but Ashton Kutcher's acceptance speech at the Teen Choice Awards was still pretty impressive.

Kutcher took his time behind the podium to tell teenagers the importance of working hard, so that they too could get picked up by a scout at a bar, win a modeling contest and become an international celebrity. He also went on for a bit about how sexy it is to be smart and nice, although whether or not the audience heard this is debatable, since every girl in the place started screaming as soon as the word "sexy" came out of his mouth, filling the theater with a cacophony of high-pitched shrieks that probably drowned out everything he was saying. Still, better than most acceptance speeches, and at least he tried to get a point across.

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