Jay Perrone
Couple Arrested After Raunchy PDA in Walmart
Sometimes, when a man and a woman really love each other, they choose to express that love in certain ways. For instance, after a year or two of dating, a couple might move in together. As things progress, they might get engaged, marry and have children. If their relationship is really special, however, they might just get freaky in the middle of a Walmart.
Drunk Man Arrested For Assault With a Burrito
Picture this scenario: you are in grade school, having lunch in the cafeteria, and all of a sudden someone yells out “food fight!”
Nine Students Suspended For Watching Adult Film During Class
School can be boring for adolescent men. For every study hall or passable PE class there are several more dedicated to trigonometry and literature you are probably too young to appreciate (so you use “Cliff Notes” instead). How ever will you pass the time until the bell rings?
MMA Fighter Knocks Out Ex With Instagram Message
Ah, “the day after” call. It is an important gesture to maintain amicable relations after a hook up. Even if you don’t anticipate seeing the person again (to our female readers, we cannot stress enough that we are not encouraging such behavior), it’s always a good move.
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This Pair of Men’s Underwear Costs $100
The Swedes — They are good people. Our friends from the Nordic north seem to do a lot of things well. Exhibits A-Z? Beautiful women from Greta Garbo to Malin Ackerman. Ok, they do more than churn out stereotypically gorgeous light-hair, light-eyed actresses. They also now churn out jaw-droppingly expensive underwear for men.
Dude Creates Fully-Functional ‘Iron Man’ Suit
At some point in life, almost every man wants to be a superhero.
Man Leaves Wife For Woman Hired to Catch Him Cheating
People sometimes cheat in relationships. It is an unfortunate fact of life. If you are growing suspicious that your partner is being lead astray and need to find out the truth, here’s one method we do not recommend: hiring someone hotter than you as bait to seduce your potentially unfaithful companion and pray that it will all turn out well.
Would You Give Your Partner a List of Your Sexual Conquests?
Everyone has “a list.” You know which list we’re talking about. Whether it’s saved in an encrypted Word document on your computer (really?) or typed in ancient Sanskrit or if you can simply recite it from memory (and kudos to you if you can but that must mean it’s a rather low number), we all take inventory of our naughty stories.
Man Tries Spying On Wife Having Sex, Fails Miserably
Mr. Wayne Comet Cripe from Raccoon Township, PA is being charged with a misdemeanor charge of invasion of privacy and a felony charge of intercept communications for going all “True Lies” on his soon-to-be ex-wife. The couple were living together, but had been separated for some time when the Mrs. found an audio transmitter under her bed.
Dad Performs Cosmetic Surgery on Young Daughters
Any good parent wants what is best for their kid, whether that means helping with school work, volunteering to carpool for soccer games or using the kids as test subjects for a burgeoning cosmetic surgery practice. Who better to test your skills on than your own kids, right?
Cage Earns Victory Over Two MMA Fighters at the Same Time
In the sport of mixed martial arts, two fighters enter the combat arena and, barring a draw or disqualification, one emerges the victor by knockout, submission or decision. During a recent event in Kentucky, no one told “the cage” that this is how the match is supposed to play out.
Hulk Hogan Borrows Older Woman’s Cane During Wrestling Match
Admit it. You know who Hulk Hogan is from watching a wrestling match or two when you were a kid. There is also a strong chance you tried to tear apart your flimsiest t-shirt at a friend’s birthday party in an effort to mimic Hogan and failed miserably.