Hey! I’m Jo Pincushion. I'm an aspiring singer, comedian, writer, blogger, writer, actor, and reality TV star. I may have a lot on my plate, but I’m always happy to create. I hope my snarky writing catches the attention of the general public, and I bring laughter and happiness to large amounts of people. You can catch me around Philadelphia, enjoying horror, haunted houses and supporting various artists in this great city. Feel free to stop by my website www.jopincushion.com
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Nun Steals Four Loko From Convenience Store
Someone needs to tell her that they took all the good stuff out two years ago.
10 Jobs Big Bird Should Apply for Once Romney Fires Him — The Funnies
Americans found out on Wednesday what Mitt Romney has planned if he becomes president: He will cut funding for PBS, effectively firing Big Bird.
Romney still claims to "love Big Bird," he just says the country can't afford to pay for the channel. In this economy, our large, yellow feathered friend better start looking for a new job now just in case Romney follows through with his threat.
10 Things We Wish Obama and Romney Had Debated — The Funnies
So how 'bout that debate? Obama and Romney put on their best I-hope-undecided-voters-like-this-color ties and then didn't even have the courtesy to commit any major gaffes for all of us to mock.
We also feel like there are a few special topics that went completely unaddressed on Wednesday night, and we worry they may not even come up in the next two debates. It's time that these topics are brought
10 Ways to Make Parent-Teacher Night More Interesting — The Funnies
So your kids are back in school, which is great for you, considering you now have some peace and quiet around the house. You've bought them new pens and notebooks, and sent them on their way. Here's hoping that this year is a great one!
You're sure your kids will excel in school this year, and the best way to make sure that'll happen is by attending Parent-Teacher Night. Unfortunately, this is ext
10 Ways President Obama Can Blow the Election — The Funnies
President Obama has designs on continuing to call 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue his home for the next four years, no matter what Mitt Romney throws at him. And while it may be easy to discuss what Obama needs to do in order to be re-elected, there are several things he should not do.
10 Ways Mitt Romney Can Blow the Election — The Funnies
The presidential campaign is in full swing and Mitt Romney is ready to fight. He'd better be careful, though, because there's a fine line between winning over voters and alienating them altogether.
Here are 10 ways Romney can blow the election:
11 Reasons Your Weight Loss Regimen Won’t Work — The Funnies
Weight loss is always on the minds of most Americans. Thanks to the unforgiving media, the ideal body weight is about 90 pounds and that person can promptly fall over at the gust of a single wind. This amount of pressure to be thin often drives people to great lengths to stay skinny.
12 Things You Must Avoid to Have the Perfect Romantic Getaway — The Funnies
Every couple deserves a romantic getaway. It's a great way to keep the flames of your passion burning or rekindle the fire altogether.
But there are ways to ruin these few days of amore.
10 Things You Never Knew About the Presidential Nominees — The Funnies
The presidential election is kicking into high gear, so get ready to hear those annoying ads—you know, the ones that claim Obama never created jobs and Romney outsources everything. It's time to duck while politicians sling mud at each other.
11 Terrible Names to Give Your Dog — The Funnies
Dogs. They're man's best friend. It takes a lot of love and care to properly raise one. That love starts with the perfect name.