Patrick Bateman
Applebee’s is Selling Blow Up Dolls
Say what you will about marketers – most of ‘em stink – but when it comes to understanding the cubicle monkey, they hit the nail on the head.
Devon Stiles — Babe of the Day
Devon is a 25-year-old model from Riverside, California who currently lives in San Antonio, Texas.
Introducing ‘Air’ — The Booze That Tastes Like Water
What deters the majority of our population from drinking alcohol non-stop? Some would say it’s the soul-crushing hangovers, the inevitable prayer sessions to the porcelain throne, or the regrettable decisions made under the influence. For most novice drinkers, it’s the taste. That’s where Air enters stage right to take a bow.
You Won’t Be Seeing These Two Hot Olympic Hopefuls in London
The Opening Ceremonies for the 2012 Olympics is set to take place this Friday, but two of the fine faces we were hoping to see partake in the infamous orgies at Olympic Village won’t be in attendance thanks to a ‘racist’ tweet and a flat out failure to qualify.
Stuff Your O-Face With ‘Adults Only’ Marshmallows
Kraft is generally considered to be a family-friendly brand that errs on the side of being tame (read: lame), but the food and beverage conglomerate has turned that approach upside down down under with this Australian TV spot featuring what appear to be naked bodies and a line worker calling out in ecstasy.
‘Sarah Palin’ Will Take Her Clothes Off For Republican National Convention — Sort Of
It’s a fairly known fact that strippers make more money when Republicans are in town. In Tampa – the strip club capital of the US – one strip club hopes to break through the clutter with an offer that is sure to get those GOP members attending the RNC in late August to spend dead presidents – a Sarah Palin look-alike.
Kellie Pickler Covers Maxim’s Military Issue
The North Carolina native who got her break on American Idol six years ago just completed her fifth USO Tour. She celebrates by flashing some flesh on the cover of Maxim’s Military issue.
Ingenting Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Ingenting — a 22-year-old Swedish college student who is turned on by guys who can cook. Does meth count? Paging Jesse Pinkman!
Amanda Voci — Babe of the Day
Amanda’s a 28-year-old model, skincare specialist and mixologist bartender from St. Petersburg, Florida who was Citynet Magazine’s Miss March 2012.
Man Ghost Rides His Motorboat On Surfboard
The evolution of dangerous car-related stunts has come a long way since Stiles surfed the Wolfmobile in ‘Teen Wolf’ back in ’85. After a two decade hiatus, the next level of car-surfing called ‘ghost-riding the whip’ blew up the internet thanks to Bay Area rappers. Just when you thought the dangerous art has been forgotten forever, this dude comes along and ghost rides his speedboat on a surfboard
Buttered Popcorn Vodka Even Has Orville Redenbacher Reaching For a Bucket
Vodka flavors are getting out of hand. We love buttered popcorn as much as the next guy – to the point where we always get the gigantic bucket at the movie theater despite our habit of overeating then fighting back vom-bombs – but, infusing that flavor into vodka will definitely have us on the horn with Ralph.
Kathryn McCormick’s Cleavage Won The Teen Choice Awards
The 2012 edition of the Teen Choice Awards was last night. We all know how pumped you were to watch that broadcast. Emphasis on the BROAD, of which there were many. But, the night’s winner had to be Step Up Revolution‘s Kathryn McCormick who was ballsy enough to show off some chest.