Bach & Mellencamp Both Getting Divorced

After 18 years of marriage, a reality show, bar fights, rock shows and who the hell else knows, Bach and his high school sweetheart Maria Bierk are ending their marriage.

He says: "For the record, my wife and I have decided to separate. In all but every way, we have actually been separated since last April.

As for Melloncamp....

Singer Mellencamp and wife Elaine Irwin are to split after 20 years of marriage. The couple have released a joint statement saying: “We are proud of our time together and are very happy with our accomplishments both as parents and as a family. We will continue to raise our two children together, but have decided to call it a day as a couple.”

Well that blows...what else can you say?  Here's to a better, happier New Year for all!