Dumb Bitches

It didn't take long for someone to create a sexting name generator and here it is.  I already tried it out and Kendra Wolfe equals "Narciso Death" in the sexting world.

We've all heard the saying about the pot calling the kettle black. Well, apparently the people at Westboro Baptist Church haven't. In a recent flyer promoting a WBC protest, the church gang accuse Americans of being illiterate. The problem is that they misspelled the word "illiterate". Apparently, WBC hates spell check as well.

KTVU, an Oakland, California TV station read, what they thought were the names of the pilots in last week’s Asiana Airlines crash.  They were dead wrong.

One of the reasons I absolutely loved the movie "Point Break" was, other than Patrick Swayze, was the masks they wore when they robbed the banks.  But a bucket worn on your head as a disguise?  Weak!

I'm so thankful I'm married to a great guy who puts up with me.  If I wasn't married, well, this could be me.  I could be the one fornicating with dead people.  OK probably not, I believe this act could cause flesh eating disease, let alone being just plain nasty!

What a lovely couple.  A real strong bond theses too must have.  Actually their bond has been set so high because this couple broke into a neighbor's home and proceeded to steal three grand worth of stuff, wash their clothing.  Oh then they decided to watch some porn and the cops found them naked with a Chihuahua...

Earlier today my best friend, who still lives in my home state of Florida sent me a video about an Orlando, Florida couple who were caught having sex on a restaurant table. Not only was this done after heavy drinking and in public, but the couple was only banned from that restaurant for one year.  What would it have taken to get banned for life?

I always enjoy reading stories about my hometown of Tampa, Florida, but usually all the stories suck!  This story is no different.

Earlier this year Paris Hilton tried to bully her way back into the public’s consciousness by releasing a song called ‘Drunk Text.‘ It didn’t quite work, and the tune was quickly pulled from YouTube after being panned by everybody with ears.

And this story reinforces that all the crazies come out of Florida. Sit back, relax, and start felling way better about yourself after I fill you in about a Miami women who caused a gas pump explosion!

Isn't it true that at Disney, everyone is happy, no one dies, and certainly, no one gets pepper sprayed?  Not so in this NOT SAFE FOR WORK VIDEO:

Mark Wahlberg showed off his ability to put his foot in his mouth last week when he made comments saying he could’ve prevented the September 11th terrorist attacks.