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Man Hides Ten Inch Revolver In Rectum
Rectum Nearly Killed Em!  Let's jump right in.  According to The Smoking Gun:
A man arrested this week in North Carolina may have stashed a .38 barrel revolver in his rectum, according to police, who reported that the unloaded 10-inch weapon was not discovered until after the suspect h…
Bank Forgets To Lock Door
Apparently everyone was in such a hurry to leave a Wells Fargo Bank in Sacramento, California for the New Year's weekend, that they kind of forgot something rather important…to lock the door.
The bank was closed, and reports aren’t saying anything about anything missing,…
Man Calls 911 on Prostitutes Who Refused Him Sex
A hot threesome with two beautiful women while everyone is under a drug-induced thrall is commonly cited as a male fantasy. Jerry Streng tried to live that dream, but quickly discovered the Sophomoric adage is true: all great plans won’t get you laid but they might get you screwed.

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