Contests Ending Today!

This is the the new big boy in town... with games like Killzone, Battlefield 4, Call of Duty, Flower, and so on.

I'll be honest, I've read how these work, and I still don't get it.  But they're incredible.  No blades, shuts off if tipped over, and it, like, heats your room and stuff.

Step 1: Win the gift card.

Step 2: Book the fanciest, presidentialiest suite you can find.

Step 3: Please, oh please, do not tell me what you do in there.

The plan: use the gift card to buy really creepy items at the checkout counter.  Freak out the cashier by getting 10 of each of these:

- Peanut Butter
- Fuzzy handcuffs (ask the cashier, "Do these come without keys?")
- Smiley face greeting cards

When was the last time you had $1,000 extra cash?  If your answer is "yesterday", please consider donating heftily to the I Love Boomer Fund.