Holy. Crap. There’s an 80 Inch TV Up For Auction Next Week

EIGHTY. An eight with a zero... I'm 73 inches tall, so the diagonal is taller than I am.

Finally, Billy Madison the way it was meant to be seen! STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN.

But what I REALLY like about the 80 inch TV is that it's local. From Quale's. And, it's online, so I can do it without wearing pants, which is really my ultimate goal in life for every task, except while cooking with grease.

The TV is worth $4000 and it looks like the bidding starts at $1600.