How do you like your coffee?

I recently told some friends I was trying a new coffee blend of: instant coffee, unsweetened almond milk, and Stevia.  What can I say, I'm cheap.

The lesson I learned: people are passionate about their java.  Each friend had very, very -- in case you missed it, VERY -- strong preferences.  I nearly lost an eye trying to escape the vitriol that spewed forth.

One person defriended me from Facebook (seriously).

So I'll just keep this between the two of us - how do you like your coffee?