I Accidentally Donated An Adult Halloween Costume To Goodwill Once
Here is the costume I accidentally donated to Goodwill:
I only hope someone got as much use out of it as I did. That was THEE best Halloween costume ever. For one, I've always wanted larger cans, so for me, this was a sort of fantasy I was able to live.
All night long, while I was wearing my costume, so many attractive men spoke to me. Then by the end of the night, after my back was killing me, I removed the costume and walked around the party. I swear, no one recognized me without my costume on. It was pretty messed up.
I still want a boob job though. I got so many free drinks that night!
So what about you? Have you ever donated something incriminating to Goodwill or the DI? Will you share?