There's no rental program as great as Walmart's. 

Convenient, affordable, exclusive, and oh-so-forgiving all at the same time, Walmart's rental program is unparalleled.

Aaand...that's mostly because it isn't real 😳

Listen, if you know you know. Like Fight Club, the first rule of the Walmart rental program is never to talk about the Walmart rental program.

You bought that vacuum with every intention to keep it. The fact that it was only used to vacuum the apartment you just moved out of is a total coincidence. The paint sprayer you bought for your DIY project really was defective. You just didn't know it until after you'd finished said DIY project, but that's not your fault, friend.

Walmart is on to us.

So...because some of us took about a hundred-too-many liberties with the Walmart rental program that doesn't exist, it looks like Walmart finally got a clue. Way to ruin for the rest of us. You know who you are 😆

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