Magic Valley squirrels against higher education?
Like there needs to be another cautionary tale, but evidently, there does. Isn't it enough that the varmints have gang wars in the park? They commit exhibitionistic murder in the front yard! Now, they attack CSI!
It may be an evil plot playing out in a long game. Keep the humans mollified. Cute and fluffy will distract them. Chew through the wires to prevent them from gaining knowledge about protection and eradication. Then....boom! Squirrelpocalypse!!!! Homeowners insurance? Ha! Squirrels laugh in the face of insurance. Or is there a secret conspiracy between insurance companies and the squirrel gangs?
Wake up people! Protect yourselves! Don't feed them. Let the dogs chase them away! Just remember you were warned.