![Man Tests Bulletproof Vest By Shooting Himself [NSFW]](http://townsquare.media/site/97/files/2012/02/selfshot.png?w=980&q=75)
Man Tests Bulletproof Vest By Shooting Himself [NSFW]
There are many ways to test bulletproof technology. The classic way is, of course, to actually shoot it. But as a rule, you’re not wearing it and you’re not shooting it point blank at your stomach. WARNING: stupidity and highly NSFW language ahead!
In case you were wondering, bulletproofing will keep the bullet from penetrating your flesh. What it won’t do, however, is absorb all the kinetic energy of the bullet. This guy pretty much just punched himself, very, very hard, in the stomach.
We are filled with questions. What possessed this man to videotape himself? Why did he think this was a good idea? Did he have any money resting on the result? Was it worth the ensuing humiliation? What mall does he work at?
[ via Buzzfeed ]
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