Mock Lunchable Rap Video [NSFW]

I know most of you know me as the person who talks randomness from two to seven PM, but I also write commercial copy throughout the day.  And most of what I write never makes it on air.  I believe that happens only because it is just so amazing, that it's ahead of it's time.  Or it just sucks.

However, I wish I would have written something this hilarious and "sticky".  "Sticky" =s something that will be stuck in my head for a very long time!

And now for a video that has a LOT of curse works but pays homage to my favorite childhood snacks (my mother would never buy us - yet I was still a fat kid???!!): lunchables and Capri Suns.