Do You Get *ahem* the Stage Fright? [POLL]

Several weeks ago I flew through Charlotte.  While at the airport, I had to go to the bathroom.  So I did what any normal person does: hunt down an unmarked second story area with conference rooms, walk calmly past the sitting guard who is half asleep, and find the private bathrooms that are probably for conference patrons only.

I'm sorry, but in a busy airport, with 12 guys standing 2 feet behind you, one on either side of you fighting fires with their streams of justice, that's a lot of pressure.

I simply can't do it, and quite frankly, I don't understand guys who can.  Way too much at stake.  Each passing moment increases air & water pressure on the 20 other guys waiting to go.

So, weigh in, my friend.  And yes, it's anonymous.