Reasons To Keep Sitting On Your Fat Ass [VIDEO] [NSFW]

As if you really need any reasons to keep chilling on the coach all the while drinking a cold one and watching football, because I'm so for that.

Honestly, last night I walked for 30 minutes all the while only thinking about a Baby Ruth bar, which I promptly ate after my exercise.  And yes, I said walk...I didn't even run. :-)

So why should you not exercise?

1. Because that cigarette just won't go do as smooth.
2. One Word: Snickers
3. And last, but not least, this video shows exactly why running sucks:

Watch the video HERE and beware...there's some barf ahead.  I warned you.

VIA DeadSpin.com

That reminds me....what are your reasons to relax? :-)