Augmentation

In what scientists reporters humans are calling the weirdest Christmas present ever, this plastic surgeon gave his daughters boob jobs.

Sometimes the thought of getting a boob job is tempting.  I mean have you seen The Babe of The Day?  HOT!  And think how much more you'd get done and how much more free stuff you'd get with ginormous boobs!  If your a chick that is.  Or for your wife, all those high fives from your buddies would be nice.  But then again, death I NOT a side effect I'm interested in.