A man in Brazil has avoided death by the skin of his teeth.
Eighty-one-year-old Zacarias Pacheco de Moraes managed to survive when his dentures deflected a bullet going toward his head.
Who knew that being a convicted murderer could land you the esteemed title of "Miss Jail," an award doled out by the Racife, Brazil women's prison?
The yearly contest is based on beauty, knowledge and good cell behavior and can only be won by femmes behind bars.