Newly Weds Bring New Meaning To Marriage Being A Prison
Let me break it down for you:
Marriage: when a couple in love makes a sacred vow to love, honor, and cherish each other for the rest of their lives.
The Wedding reception: A celebration of the event with friends and family.
But when the loving couple tries to shoplift over $1,000 worth of merchandise for the reception, the marriage is probably not getting off on the right foot.