Texas Legislator Proposes Fine for Masturbating
A wacky idea but when it comes to budgeting could provide some hard cash.
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South Dakota Pulls ‘Don’t Jerk and Drive’ Campaign
In a move that should surprise absolutely no one, officials in South Dakota have pulled their 'Don't Jerk and Drive' campaign -- and the reason should be pretty obvious.
Everytime I Suffer From Restless Leg Syndrome I Touch Myself
Well I don't, but if you suffer from Restless Leg Syndrome you should. Oh bad visual, my mom suffers from this. WRONG! More info after the jump, NOT about my mom!