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Cue up every single one of your “politicians need toilet paper because they’re so full of crap” puns, ’cause you’re gonna need them. In Stralsund, Germany, toilet paper started disappearing from the town hall.  Like, 200 rolls of toilet paper.  The janitors were suspicious that a 24-year-old, far-left politician named Frank-Michael John was STEALING the toilet paper.

Getting caught looking at Internet porn can be embarrassing, but it's rarely a big deal. Unless of course you're a member of a political party railing against pornography. An Indonesian member of parliament was caught downloading an X-rated video from the Internet. Mr. Arifinto hastily resigned after his screen was photographed during a parliamentary session. He'd previously spearheaded Indonesia'