Top 5 lists

I have decided that once and for all, I am tired of Top 5 lists. After Roadsnacks named 4 of our Magic Valley towns as "ghetto" and 2 others as "most miserable", I want to put an end to this once and for all. So, I bring you my own Top 5 list about why I'm sick and tired of Top 5 lists. Drum roll please.